We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
That's intense
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Randomize
