I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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