Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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