Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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