is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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