it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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