I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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