Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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