Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm passing your future prison.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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