Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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