why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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