saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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