Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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