How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Randomize
