And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Randomize