sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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