But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Say something about gay babies.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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