What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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