this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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