don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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