if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
