Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
third nipple confirmed
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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