A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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