when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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