So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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