SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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