I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize