I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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