My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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