I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
