One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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