I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
