There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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