just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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