She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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