i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Operation Purity has been aborted
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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