i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
BRING THE BAGELS
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
