Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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