but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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