she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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