Having a random hookup so left but love u
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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