I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
