eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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