Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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