Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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