Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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