Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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