Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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