honey bunches of taint.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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