lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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