It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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