if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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