my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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