I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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