I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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